In the following, I use the term “Retarded” serveral times. I mean it not as it is commonly used – not as an empty, arrogant insult. I mean “Retarded” literally.
ATTENTION U.S. Men
Masturbate THEN Decide!
Anti-Masturbation Goons will say,
- “But God HATES masturbation”
or - “Santa thinks Masturbation is Naughty “
or, - “The Founding Fathers didn’t INTEND on you Masturbating”.
Let them chatter their vague, indefensible bullshit. They’re wrong.
Masturbation is Important
Masturbation Allows you to THINK CLEARLY… Afterwards 
In the United States, so many bad circumstances come about for men due to sexual-retardation. Sexual-retardation causes men to make you decisions based on their sex drive. Acting on sexual-retardation is terrible! Do not do it guys! Masturbate, THEN decide.
Avoid the Elites’ Trap!
The elites in our culture love when the slave-classes make decisions based on their cock (or twat). Elites line their pockets thanks to the sexual-idiocy of the slave-class.
Decision made WITHOUT first Stifling Sexual-Retardation, through Masturbation
- Consider Divorce – especially its effect on men: e.g. Higher Suicide Rates.
- Consider being trapped into a relationship with a viciously self-serving woman.
- As a man in our culture, consider all the pointless choices you make that are motivated by your retarded sexuality
- Most of All: Consider all the pointless PURCHASES you make that are motivated by your retarded sexuality
In our culture, as a man, your mind is consumed with plans to:
Purchase a woman’s “love” (vagina), whether directly or indirectly;
but if you stifle your sexual retardation, through masturbation, you will think clearly and be less likely to waste your time, and your LIFE, trying to purchase a woman’s “love” (vagina)!
In our culture, as a man, your mind is consumed with plans to:
Purchase the Social-Respect that accompanies presumed prowess (especially sexual). Examples: Dangerous Activities and Athleticism (especially football, fighting, etc.);
but if you stifle your sexual-retardation, through masturbation, you will think clearly and be less likely to waste your time and your LIFE on trying to earn the admiration of sexually retarded social-pawns, via NFL, et al.!
In our culture, as a man, your mind is consumed with plans to:
Purchase many, many useless products, to earn capricious respect and earn a whore’s “love” (vagina);
but if you stifle your sexual-retardation, through masturbation, you will think clearly and be less likely to waste your time and your LIFE on purchasing all the pointless shit that only serves to cloud your mind and corrupt your priorities.
Sincerely,
Nicodaemos
